Monday, July 14, 2014

50 Shades of Bernie Kerik LollyPop Prison Reform - Bernard Kerik handwritten prison email

Because Bernard Kerik a.k.a. "Lollypop" apparently thinks it's just fine to use my concepts, writing, editing and talking points without amends, permission, credit or compensation (@HuffingtonPost, HuffingtonPost.com Huffington Post, Huffington Post Crime Blog), I thought it I'd reciprocate the joy by sharing his exclusive one-of-a-kind works from prison. I assure you this custom, personalized, hand-written prison letter from Bernie Kerik to me was the only thing he could write without my assistance. Just in case Bernie has left you with the incomplete impression and fantasy all he thought about in prison was his devoted, suffering family, Al Manzo's scampi and Prison Reform concepts, you'd be wrong. I have about 134 more letters but I'll save that for my book or court...whichever Bernard Kerik thinks should come next... Oh my, just when you thought Bernard Kerik had changed, there he goes again! You and me, both! I'll always be here to set the record straight. In case this prison reform thing doesn't work out, Bernie Kerik may have a new career as a romance writer, don't you think? (Spoiler Alert: The best part is Page 3 where Bernie is assuring me he's lost weight but the only part that hasn't shrunk was....Shhh, Don't tell Hala!)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bernard-b-kerik/safer-streets-and-communi_b_5582900.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bernard-b-kerik/a-time-for-criminal-justi_b_5578794.html
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